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Alienware

A really nice computer company that sports high end hardware in its laptops with cool futuristic designs.
Poor people like to hate on this company because they can't afford one.
Dumb people like to hate on this company because they don't know much about computers and cannot perform simple repairs that customer support tells them to do to avoid long waits and shipping.

A bit of a rich kid thing.
Hey man did you end up getting your mercedes or that alienware you've always wanted?

OMG Alienware is so shit becuz i cant aford it becuz maccas iz not payin me enough mony this month.

Alienware support is so shit they lie to our faces! I got a three year warranty and 5 years later my laptop goes slow When I call up they want me clean all the porn and viruses off my pc! WTF does that mean?, Alienware is so shit they have useless support.
by Im On a shrrooom nigga! February 2, 2013
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alian

alian a big teddy bear and a Spanish fuckhead and sucks dick better that a hoe offered 500 dollars
alian is a person man
by ffbrfbur October 9, 2016
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Alden

biggest bitch and fat whore you will ever meet.

don't you dare trust a girl named Alden.

Warning: Can also be mistook for a beached whale.
Person A: Oh my God, do you know Alden?
Person B: You mean that fat whore?
Person A: Yeah, didn't we see her at the beach?
Person B: I don't think so...OH WAIT, that was an impregnated beached whale, not Alden.
Person A: Oh yeah, I remember, now. God she's a bitch.
Person B: Ew God, that chick is a bitch! Don't trust her. she might jack off on you, since she obviously has a dick.
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Entire World: Let's go harpoon her.
by Sweet Backstabbed Angel March 11, 2008
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Alen

A fricking pedo who dates a 14yo girl. But he is cool tho
Nigga 1: Did you see that fucking pedo over there?
Nigga2: Yeaah dude, that's Alen. A total pedo but he is still cool tho
by some dank bitch June 16, 2018
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alienspy

coolest guy on the planet who pwns tash all day with a penis the size of elephants
by tash August 26, 2003
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alienware

Windoze based, so called 'Ultimate Gaming Machine', makes owners believe they have the right to brag
'I'm getting an Alienware'

you: (flip a coin)

Heads: 'Buy a mac'
Tails: 'Build your own, and don't ruin it with a gay OS like Windoze XP'
Side: Instantly terminate all relations with this person
by Dave Noble April 30, 2005
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aliens

creatures that arent from earth that stretch ur anus while u sleep with their fingers
by AdamHand2004 November 3, 2018
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