Alexander Bell

Where you get a girl doggy style, then call her/your house phone, and when she answers you jizz on her face.

Girl: "Hello?"
Guy: jizzs on her face right then:)
Girl: Oh My God couldn't you have waited?
Guy: You just got the Alexander Bell, ho.

by Dr. Bell January 30, 2009

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Alexandra

A super sweet kind girl who can be very awkward and sounds like an idiot. She loves to play sports and can make anyone she talks go happy. She can go for hours talking to people. She is very popular and will always be known for something great.

Jon ~ " Woah did you see that girl over there?'
Jack ~ " Yeah she's super hot. She sounds just like an Alexandra"

by Awkward_Potato August 7, 2017

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Alexander

A complete idiot that always seems to find a way to ruin absolutely everything. He may think he is helpful but he is just good at making everything worse. If you meet an Alexander walk the opposite way.

Guy 1: "I just met a retard."

Guy 2: "Must've been an Alexander

by $ssssss May 19, 2019

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Alejandro

Someone stupid basically

"You're not smart, you're Alejandro."
"Yo, Alejandro, what's 9+10?"

by okboomerlol November 20, 2019

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Alexander

That guy you'd like to have sex with who smokes a lot of pot.

Friend: How are things going with Alexander?

Me: They aren't. Can't get a hold of him because he's always fucking stoned.

by DatHonestKid November 4, 2012

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

:a congresswoman with proposals so braindead and retarded only an idiot can support her

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is so cool when she talks about her green new deal that will destroy a bunch of jobs and tax us a fucking lot in the name of universal healthcare

by unkoeater22 February 25, 2021

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