squirrel

A slang term for a vagina.

"While you're over here those cheerleaders are over there, scamming on all your squirrel. But that's okay, cuz you don't have dicks anyway"

-Bring it On! The Movie.

by Seye November 20, 2003

squirrel

A girl who thinks sucking lots of dick will make her more popular. Generally tends to be abit over-weight or chubby.

Bob: Yeah, she swallowed mine!
Larry: You and the rest of the school, man. She's just a damned squirrel.

by criticaloversite January 12, 2004

squirrel

amateur

ian brown in stone roses interview describing typical indie record label as "squirrel records"

by dan July 10, 2003

giant half chicken half squirrel

yes the terrorist attempt was undertaken by a "GIANT HALF CHICKEN HALF SQUIRREL"

by god June 2, 2003

squirrel

1. a crazy or eccentric person

2. to hide something for later use

That guy is a freaking squirrel.

by The Return of Light Joker February 10, 2008

dead squirrel

when you hang the male testicles over the forehead not touching the forehead like a teabag

Dude 1: Man you got teabagged
Dude 2: No man it was only a dead squirrel

by sam January 6, 2003

squirrelpotamus

A squirrelpotamus is an animal that has the head of a hippopotamus and the body of a squirrel. It is a creature of habit and instinct whose natural habitat are golf courses in and around Glasgow, Scotland.

"Check out that squirrelpotamus big felly!"

by Ricardo January 28, 2005