Holy Snapping Assholes

An exclamation, like Holy Shit, or Holy Crap, usually spoken to express surprise, pain, pleasure, etc.

Beth checked her ticket and exclaimed, "Holy Snapping Assholes! I just won the lottery!"

John hit his thumb with a hammer and shouted, "Holy Snapping Assholes, that hurt!"

by Hiccup August 2, 2006

snap-finger famous

(Coined by the infamous Kevin Hart during a live interview):

(adj.): A person or figure who is snap-finger famous is one whose cultural relevance balances between nonexistent and barely tangible.

*starts snapping fingers rhythmically*

"Aw, shit- what's that one useless bitch's name again?... Yeah, that one-"
*continues snapping fingers while furiously attempting to jog the memory*
"Yeah! That Kim Kardashian bitch, that's the one."

(snap-finger famous)

by Katanamaru June 12, 2019

urinal snap back

When someone is using the urinal and you pull them away momentarily then let go;sending them almost face first in the struggle to get back.

Bill almost got face planted when Al pulled a urinal snap back on him!

by incubus_pa November 19, 2010

Snap & Nap

When one masturbates to orgasm and shortly after takes a nap.

Jim felt suddenly tired after masturbating, so he took a nap. Jim performed a "Snap & Nap".

by Diesel Injected August 20, 2009

Snapping turtle

Someone that always Snapchats a video with a long time duration.

I told Evelyn "stop being a snapping turtle on Snapchat".

by Pretty FLVCKO'15 March 12, 2016

snap off a log

Taking a dump, in particular a long stiff tubular type that holds its shape well.

Man, I gotta snap off a log!

by Turd Burger Boy October 6, 2003

Snap Chat Score

The higher the score, the bigger the Fuckboi.

I was into him until I saw his Snap Chat Score. There's no way he's talking to just me, and he's probably slept with half the girls I know.

by ItsPronouncedDaddy March 30, 2020