irish mile

n. The distance you can walk before passing out after a night of heavy drinking at the bar.

Clarissa's irish mile is the first place she sits down.

by rienholt May 20, 2015

silver mile

The act of giving oral sex or "head" to another individual for an extensively long period of time until the individuals tongue and/or receivers genitalia become reflective in the light from all the internal juices that are produced. Often this will require intensive dedication and multiple orgasms as well as intervals for the juices to dry/Crystallize.

"damn bruv, I just gave Jessica a silver mile for 8 hours STRAIGHT! Don't tell her boyfriend".

by zombifiedgrass December 13, 2015

100 mile lesbian

A lesbian who is suitable from across a football field. Maybe it's the hair, maybe it's the walk, the attitude, but whatever it is , it's obvious to anyone she's a lesbian.

That 100 mile lesbian just checked you out.

by The100mikelesbian December 21, 2015

half-mile scare

The uncertainty of whether or not you sharted while running.

"We have to take a break. Just got a half-mile scare."

by Mike&Josh September 5, 2016

Wild mild

British slang for an erection

"Yoo Ryan you have a wild mild right now."

by LitenAlskare April 14, 2017

minnesota mild

The lowest level of spiciness feasible.

"Excuse me sir, this mayonnaise is too spicy, please make it Minnesota Mild."

by Whiskybiscuit1922 October 9, 2017

Five mile fake out

when your checking out someone from a distance and when you get closer it turn out it was nothing like what you thought she/him would look like.

dang that girl in the blue dress looks good *walks closer to girl* uuhhhmmm never mind its a five mile fake out, she looks 40.

by Santa’s brother June 27, 2018