fuck google

fuck google, a way to makes google suck with its google+

fuck google! it forces me to use google+ in youtube again!!!

mum:i used to fuck your dad.
me:i see, but now i fuck google instead

by a sad lover August 19, 2017

San Francisco Goggles

Likened to the adolescent "Hairy Tea Bag"; wearing "San Fransico goggles" not only includes the sinus rest place of a hairy linebacker's nutsack, but also causes temporary blinding and an olfactory system shutdown when one's eyesocket is rammed into another man's asshole.

After drinking more than 20 (but less than 40)Lagavulins, I woke up in a primered El Camino wearing some sweat infested, brown rimmed San Francisco goggles.

by Garry Glakameatman March 3, 2008

Arabian Goggles

The act of resting your balls on a girls eyeballs.

Let your girl know you care this christmas with a pair of Arabian Goggles

by blazin 1026 July 18, 2008

google'ling

The act of using the Google search engine to find information on the internet.

Ksenija was google'ling for 'ed' or 'edward' for news about him without having to get in touch with him.

by Edward Satterfield July 25, 2008

dick goggles

When a guy who's normally ugly, or a huge douchebag, or otherwise unappealing starts to look that damn good because you want his dick that badly. It's probably not even good dick, or he doesn't know to use it, you just crave it because you know the guy's willing to let you have it. Of course, you're regretting it as soon as you both walk through the door of your bedroom.

C: I cannot believe I fucked David. But DAMN I was so horny for his little chode.
K: You had your dick goggles on, didn't you?

by real.calien January 25, 2009

Human Google

Some one who is quiet intelligent, and witty. People often ask him (usually a him) questions relating to all topics. He can often answer you faster than a Google search. Also known as the Googlist, Googler, and the Google. He is all knowing , and powerful.

Jake: *reads* What the hell does this mean?

Eric: Text the human google!

by Unknown_Source_ 19 August 18, 2010

googling Google

It is what one must not do.

Don't Google Google. Googling Google is wrong, says Google.

by Set Blue 23 November 14, 2017