Fruit Flute

A gay man’s penis.

Peter put his fruit flute through the glory hole and someone polished it off.

by anonymous October 8, 2022

Fruitball

A sport played by pansies who wear rainbow armbands and bend the knee to criminals. Involves chasing a ball around a field with little more intelligence than a dog, and gaining points for the number of times that they can fake an injury.

Otherwise known as football

Who are you supporting in the World Cup? Sorry, I'm not gay, I don't watch fruitball.

by broc563 November 26, 2022

Fruitcake

A horrible tasting, rock hard food that you give to your least favorite people. Fruitcakes are often as tough as a boulder and as appetizing as one. Due to their inedible nature, fruitcakes are often regifted (or rarely gifted) to someone (often a disliked person).

Little Johhny received a fruitcake from his wife's sister for Christmas. Because it was harder than a rock, he regifted it to his annoying sister, Margret, for New Years.

by Night_Who_Says_Ni May 23, 2023

Flupilshnarp

The only word of the Flupilshnarp language. Can be used to mean anything, the only way to tell apart what someone saying being through inflection, tone, and physical movement.

Jimmy: Flupilshnarp, Flupilshnarp. Flupilshnarp?
Jane: Flupilshnarp Flupilshnarp, Flupilshnarp Flupilshnarp Flupilshnarp.

by Sugarcane(Hot/Hated) May 25, 2023

Fruitacious

Behaving in such a gay way as to suggest a playful homosexual attraction to someone.

Caden was getting very fruitacious with Sam

by James_Bondage September 30, 2023

mystery fruit

a person who may or may not be "closet gay".

Chris: So did Mac ever come out?

Tommy: No, he's still a mystery fruit.

by RawRaSaurUsOpalous December 7, 2009

Mixed Fruit Bowl

More offensive than simply mooning someone, when a male places his genitalia behind his legs, keeps his legs together, and bends over to display ass, scrotum, and penis below.

Oh he thinks he can get away with mooning me? I'm gonna' give him the ol' mixed fruit bowl.

by Purple Jon December 20, 2010