face jerk

When you jerk off sitting on your girls face while concurrently looking in the mirror and grunting.

I told her not to make eye contact while I face jerked on her.

by Ol' Cotton Balls September 25, 2018

face muffler

when a girl with a fat ass bends her bootie over and farts hot butt smoke into yo mouth

bruh your breath stanks..

ya mate, this kim k looking bitch from last night gave me a face muffler

by ripperMag00s September 30, 2018

Face Of Defeat

What you have when you don’t bang Courtney... Again

“Pat climed through the window and said not this time either. He had a pure face of defeat”

by TomatoHeadMan December 1, 2018

Face fighting

When you make out with someone.

“I’m gonna fight you”
“Oh no!”
“With my face!”

“What are you and tommy doing after studying?”
“Face fighting”

by 2+2 imma undress you February 16, 2019

face farmer

Some that keeps continuiously picking at a sore on there face

Quite face farmering before it gets infected

by Fun size me May 15, 2019

face jerky

When someone is so damn cute, you could eat their face.

That’s some great face jerky she’s got going on!

by Misselaneeus May 16, 2019

face biscuit

The physical act of defecating on another persons face.

There was a terrible misunderstanding when my granny asked for a face biscuit with her cup of tea.

by Howardbrown July 22, 2019