Singular. Plural form is Brangeloonies. Rabid fan of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie aka Brangelina. A Brangeloony will defend any action of Brangelina. They usually are seen at justjared.com, for the most part but have been migrating to other gossip websites like dlisted.com, tmz.com and perezhilton.com.
JustJared.com has been known to ban people that disagree with his rosy view of Brangelina.
JustJared.com has been known to ban people that disagree with his rosy view of Brangelina.
(Plural) The Brangeloonies usually hang out at justjared (aka jj).
Oh no, who brought the Brangeloony to the website?!
Oh no, who brought the Brangeloony to the website?!
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Music is not great, but being from the Southwest(specifically Arizona) automatically classifies her in the awesome column.
Grew up in Sedona, AZ, where she used to babysit for my friend, the 8or.
Music is not great, but being from the Southwest(specifically Arizona) automatically classifies her in the awesome column.
Grew up in Sedona, AZ, where she used to babysit for my friend, the 8or.
Michelle Branch sings so good, to bad her music is crappy "guitar pop".
Me: Did you see hear the new Michelle Branch album?
J: Yeah...it sucked ass, just like all her music.
Me: How naive are you? Don`t you see? The point is not the quality of the music. Rather, what matters is that she is from the Southwest. THAT is true talent.
J: Being from the Southwest takes talent?
Me: Of course. Haven`t you checked out the heat?
Michelle used to baby sit and do local gigs in Sedona.
Me: Did you see hear the new Michelle Branch album?
J: Yeah...it sucked ass, just like all her music.
Me: How naive are you? Don`t you see? The point is not the quality of the music. Rather, what matters is that she is from the Southwest. THAT is true talent.
J: Being from the Southwest takes talent?
Me: Of course. Haven`t you checked out the heat?
Michelle used to baby sit and do local gigs in Sedona.
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