by epicman126 December 3, 2019
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Person 1: hey man, whatcha doing tonight?
Person 2: It’s my girls birthday, so you know what’s goin down.
Person1: oohhhh, eatin some birthday cake huh?
Person 2: It’s my girls birthday, so you know what’s goin down.
Person1: oohhhh, eatin some birthday cake huh?
by Herroj21 December 21, 2019
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Birthday
- the day you were born
- celebrating you surviving another year
- one year CLOSER to death c:
- the day you get to do anything you want
- the day you were born
- celebrating you surviving another year
- one year CLOSER to death c:
- the day you get to do anything you want
girl: "OMG its my birthday!!"
people: *giving you gifts*
~then realizing you are one year closer to death~
people: *giving you gifts*
~then realizing you are one year closer to death~
by sm0kingxdreamz March 13, 2020
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Person 1: It's my Birthday tomorrow
Person 2: ok
the next day...
Person 1: Yay it's my birthday
Person 2: Your Mom Gay
Person 2: ok
the next day...
Person 1: Yay it's my birthday
Person 2: Your Mom Gay
by Mewies May 13, 2020
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X: Ay look, its that dumb ass Khalids birthday.
Y: Oh really? how do you know?
X: His best friend Assem just reposted his birthday king post.
Y: Wow, such simps...
Y: Oh really? how do you know?
X: His best friend Assem just reposted his birthday king post.
Y: Wow, such simps...
by MarkMarkson June 28, 2020
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X: Ay look, its that dumb ass Khalids birthday.
Y: Oh really? how do you know?
X: His best friend Assem just reposted his birthday king post.
Y: Wow, such simps...
Y: Oh really? how do you know?
X: His best friend Assem just reposted his birthday king post.
Y: Wow, such simps...
by MarkMarkson June 28, 2020
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A birthday job could be a blow job, clit job, a good fuck, just be left alone, or anything in between, it is your birthday sexual wish.
A birthday job could be a blow job, clit job, a good fuck, just be left alone, or anything in between, it is your birthday sexual wish.
Every year on her birthday she longs for her perfect birthday job filled with pleasure and orgasm!
I can't wait to turn 30 and finally get my birthday job!
I can't wait to turn 30 and finally get my birthday job!
by Tihy September 15, 2020
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