Awkward Tickler

The drunk bearded friend that attempts to tickle you, but it just feels like being shanked by ten Lincoln Logs.

Oh man, he just finished his 5th beer... put on the body armor, he's armed with his Lincoln logs! Here comes the Awkward Tickler! "GOOCH-ee-goo!"

by George FP January 1, 2014

awkwadelete

To delete a post or content which gets no likes.

1 - Post made in sincere expectation of likes
2 - Post gets no likes (or maybe a couple from uncool people)
3 - Poster deletes post out of vanity or embarrassment
4 - Poster experiences shame and loneliness

This usually happens anywhere between 2 minutes and 5 years after posting.

20:48: "Hey guys, just massively #YOLO'd and put awkwadelete on UrbanDictionary!! LOL"

20:55: "The content you are looking for may have been moved or deleted"

by BandyUchan January 11, 2014

awkworable

A cross between awkward and adorable, also known as adorawkward.

Cas: Awwhh, you're so awkworable!
Max: Um, what?
Cas:Duh! Awkward-adorable.
Max:Ic..

by Cas S March 6, 2014

awkwic

A combination of awkward and epic. Epicly awkward, or awkwardly epic.

Nick got fired right in front of the whole office, it was awkwic.

by cleav June 1, 2014

awkward buttsex

The moment someone slips into another person's "clown-hole" and they don't actually know about it. So both parties just stay there, neither moving or acting sexually until it gets too awkward when the person's mother walks in offering snacks. In the further case of it leading to the mother joining in, it shall be called "Ye Old Mexican Prayer".

Jimmy: "Oh man, thought I could slip right in without her noticing. Guess not man..."
Harold: "Oh dude, you had 'Awkward Buttsex' didn't you!?"
Jimmy: "Yeah, then her mom walked in and did 'Ye Old Mexican Prayer' on us..."
Harold: "you're gross."

by butt_muncher July 17, 2014

awkwood

When you get an erection at an awkward time.

"So I was sporting a massive awkwood next to a nun on a bus."

by ...The corner is 90 degrees... July 25, 2014

Awkwood

When you suddenly have a huge erection for no reason and you are forced into a situation where it is easily noticeable.

Although Dave was confident about his powerpoint, he refused to show it for fear of people noticing his awkwood

by RichKingStone November 16, 2014