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Amber and Jake 

Amber and Jake.. two people who's love for eachother is everlasting.. two people who no matter what will love eachother and cherish eachother.. I love you amber - jake
"hey did you see those two?" "Yeah there definitely like amber and jake'

Amber and Jake 

So amber I love you, amber is an amazing girl, kind, sweet , funny, we may argue but I will always love you amber - Jake stubs.

AMBER Alert 

An annoying ass alarm that wakes up you up in the middle of the night or goes off randomly.
Jane: Ugh did you get that AMBER Alert last night
Stephanie: No, why?
Jane: I GOT IT 3 TIMES IN THE SAME NIGHT I AM SLEEP DEPRIVED

Amber Alert 

When she won’t swallow the load so you blow it in her ear .
You then send out an Amber Alert to find the missing children .
She knew her phone was going to blow up after I Amber Alerted my kids into her ear .
Amber Alert by Benderover71 April 18, 2023

Amber Rush 

A person that may or may not be somewhat chaotic. Seriously, they will be an awesome person or the worst depending on the situation. Secretly, they’re the best friend you need in your life.
Guy: “Hey, is that Amber Rush?”
Guy 2: “Woah dude! As in they’ll be awesome or crazy?”
Guy: “Yeah, that Amber Rush. Hopefully, they’re the good kind of crazy.”

Amber turded

When a very hot girl/woman drops a turd on your side of the bed then takes you to court.
Yeah hello? Police? Uh , I just got “ amber turded” I think it’s from my soon to be ex-wife!
Amber turded by The Double E August 17, 2023