wayont

A wayont is a unit of measurement equal to the average length of an Alaskans penis or 6.24 miles

Mine is 1.02 wayonts long. How big is yours?

wayont by Urban Twisticle July 24, 2011

Wagnerian 

A Wagnerian is the average Susan E. Wagner High School student. They average to about 6'8 in height which would even dwarf the average Petridian who stands at an average of 6'4. When they do not do well in their sports team they will be immediately executed and erased from history by the School Officials and other Wagnerians.

Her: How he is 6'8
He: Idk he goes to Wagner
Her: Oh he's Wagnerian no wonder

Wagnerian by Almost The Average Human October 3, 2021

gypo waggon 

noun; The prefered mode of transport of the gypo, usually a 4x4. Gypo waggon drivers are generally violent if provoked and have a short fuse. They sometimes have access to tools such as hammers and crowbars and it is foolhardy to enter into a quarrel with them.

Andy: "You look a bit shaken up."

Geoff: "Some cunt in a gypo waggon just threatened to kill me."

gypo waggon by sooner_gooner July 13, 2009

band wagoner 

someone who only likes a certain thing because its "popular"

Sheila is a band wagoner only likes the dodgers when they're winning and hates them when they are losing

band wagoner by Shellybelly07 July 5, 2005

wagone

It means hello

Wagone tom how are you doing

wagone by Batmans cave October 2, 2017

wagner texting 

multiple single text messages that eventually spell out a real word and burns up a friends text messaging minutes.

Wagner texting is when one finds out the friend doesn't have unlimited text messages, then he text bombs the friends email until he gets past his free limits, and then laughs uncontrollably.

wagner texting by the friend with limited texts October 11, 2013

wagovan 

Wagovan is a style of civic made in the mid to late 80's. Honda had their shit on lock down when they made this beast.

Byron: "Hey, is that Nick in his 1986 Honda Civic Wagovan"?

Scott: "Yea, could sense the ballin' from at least fifty yards ago"

wagovan by Nick V.T. November 8, 2007