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wiener guitar 

Josh missed his wife so much he played wiener guitar every night.
wiener guitar by Chuck May 2, 2003

Wiener Beaner 

Hey Dude that guy you were talking to was a (Wiener Beaner)!

WIENER COUSINS 

When 2 guys have sex with the same woman that makes them "Wiener Cousins" which is an unbreakable bond that men must obide by!!
Dennis & Alan had sex with Amy those guys are soooowiener cousins!!!
WIENER COUSINS by PapAlano April 24, 2009

wienerize 

1. (v) a synonym for "copulation" that involves a shlong, meat-stick, crotch-worm or otherwise penis-esque object...also synonymous with "fuck", "pork" and "greasing the blood log"

2. (v) a 23rd century process by which the bratwurst bots of Northern Latvia converted 30,000 hapless peasants into their unwilling thralls.

3. (v) a 24th century slang term for manipulating the uneducated into eating primitive 21st century meat products made from the ground sphincter-gristle of pigs
"Hey baby, why don't you come back to my place and let me wienerize you?"

"Just lemme take off my sullied adult diapers and we can start the process of wienerization, baby!"

"The corpse of Monika Pavils was found in Northern Latvia today, her prefrontal cortex replaced by a log of kielbasa in an apparent attempt at wienerization gone wrong..."
wienerize by Dwokoneseus November 27, 2009

little weener

in the process of not getting any action from girls, its also too small to get any from ur hand
Chris is a scavenger and he has a little weener.
little weener by Nick fa sho April 17, 2005

beaner wiener 

when a penis is covered in brown poop after anal sex.
I'm not sure Katie wipes her ass because she gave me a beaner wiener.
beaner wiener by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010