paid under the table

Paid under the table

Paid under the table

by anonymous December 15, 2020

Questions Under Extreme Esoterical Leniency (Queer)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Questions Under Extreme Esoterical Leniency (Queer).

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 20, 2025

Dave Lee Down Under

A YouTuber who is the Australian equivalent to Dan Schneider.

Dave Lee Down Under really gets down under.

by Iron Lez September 26, 2022

hands under the table

when you are jacking off in class behind the cute girls

dude, I had my hands under the table yesterday

by your_worst_nightmares June 13, 2019

Under investigation

American media's favorite phrase

Citizen: please answer my question

Member of media: sorry dude. I don't answer any questions. Your hippie concern is under investigation. Goodbye come back tomorrow.

by Aspergers dragon March 17, 2025

Under Barrel Carol

When you punch someone in the nuts from behind in between the legs.

I told my wife she was getting fat, so she under Barrel caroled me!

by Mrsdragon1995 May 7, 2020

Breathing. AROUND. CoUnTrIeS. Hastily. UNDER. TORMENT.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Breathing. AROUND. CoUnTrIeS. Hastily. UNDER. TORMENT.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025