tounge tower

The act in which a penis is placed on the mouth, preferably under the tounge. The person with the penis now in the mouth must say the alphabet clearly before the other can jizz, spray or cum in their mouth.

Little Kurtis : Daddy do i have to give you a tounge tower?
Michael : I said do it
Little Kurtis : a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o ewwww *cough cough*
Michael : ahahhaaha you lose

by jamal fisher September 16, 2008

Leaning Tower of Pisa

When u drop a monstrous solid deuce in the toilet, and it is backwards in the bowl, then when the water turns it around, it gets stuck in the drain diagonally and projects up from the bowl.

I had to run to the shitter and let loose, i couldn't believe the size of my shit, when i flushed it was a leaning tower of pisa

by Larbear May 24, 2008

leanin tower of piazza

similarto the eiffel tower, the leaning tower of piazza is where 1 man is too tall and the other is of average height. theyre are still tactically inserting their genitals into the female specimin but the height is different.

shaq and i just gone finished with our leanin tower of piazza on your girlfriend.

by JT and MM back at it again April 22, 2010

Tolerantism

Believing that everyone must coexist in this world and tolerate each other because we are all members of the same species. Someone who uses Tolerantism to guide their life is respectful and understanding of other people's religion, ethnic background, appearance, personality, opinions, etc.

Tolerantism is generally attractive to those who are extremely open-minded.

Person 1: I can't believe Sally is pro-choice! What a selfish baby killer! Don't you think those pro-choice idiots are baby killers!?

Person 2: As a follower of Tolerantism, I respect Sally for her opinion and therefore think that she must have some reason for supporting a woman's right to choose.

by UnicornNeurula April 9, 2011

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by Jazzy April 23, 2004

Carew Tower

Actually, the closest inspiration for the Empire State Building was the Rand Building in Buffalo, both of which were designed by the architectural firm Shreve, Lamb & Harmon. The Carew Tower was designed by Walter W. Ahlschlager. Plus, the Empire State Building is also brown; it is clad in the same Indiana limestone that the Carew Tower is.

I wish that I were big enough to use the Carew Tower as a dildo.

by Midwestrn Soldier March 28, 2005

high tower

High Tower means someone who is extreamly tall. It is also used as a nick name or to be offencive to people who are tall. Someone that is over 6ft 5Inches is a High Tower.

"Oi High Tower, Whats the weather like up there?"
"C'mon High Tower"

by CraigT May 17, 2008