Jake Stewart

A piece of shit douchebag who cheats on his wife all the time and lies out of his ass.

Don’t pull a Jake Stewart and fuck your life up.

by Queen😘 June 5, 2018

stewed

A far cooler alternative to owned, pwned, or served that generally means you were dissed. Most effective following a bad "your mom" joke.

Anne: Well that was pretty quick.
Amanda: Your mom was pretty quick...last night!
Cara: OHHHHH you just got STEWED!

by ShivaPie December 28, 2005

Stewing

The act of sitting all day (like a stew) and watching television.

My bestfriend and I were stewing all day yesterday and watched the whole first season of GOT

by Devco96 April 5, 2016

Stewer

1. stewer is a large cast iron pot in which one cooks a meal.
2. One who goes crazy when unexpected events disrupts their life & they stew on it to the point of obsession.

noun: Honey, go git dat stewer off the shelf, am making grits & bacon for supper.

2. Jake became a stewer after he got a speeding ticket. He stewed over it for days.

by lithomaniac May 31, 2018

Stewing

Similar to brewing, but more intense. It happens when you got an intense one brewing inside of you

My boy Gilly was stewing up a storm in class today.

Mr. La was bare cheesed at me and gilly for stewing it up in front of him.

by Jewtron March 9, 2022

Sandman Stewart

The most viscously hXc metal band ever to be in existence. Their sound is that of chainsaws ripping through newborn panda bears, and someone grinding their teeth on tin-foil.

"Man, that Bill O'Reilly is so viscous.....Just like Sandman Stewart!"
OR
"Wow, when I found out I killed someone with my car because I was drunk, I could only tell the officer '....That's so Sandman Stewart....."
OR
"I think Sandman Stewart should win the Nobel prize because they exterminated all of the fucking pussies on Earth. I mean come on....No one else has done that!"
OR
"I'm sure Buddha would have loved Sandman Stewart."

by SS fanatic January 16, 2009

Elizabeth Stewart'ed

a person who is frequently in other peoples business, wether it relates to them or not. Can also be used to describe a drama queen, someone who tries stealing other peoples jobs or responsibilities or who simply doesnt want to work hard.

I was meaning to work hard today but then I 'Elizabeth Stewart'ed' and started getting in other peoples business so I could try and steal their job.

by KGiddings02 August 12, 2014