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sloppy jallopy

#1 A term given to someone who made a/lots of bad decisions under the influence of alcohol or drugs.
#2 refering to another person as nasty, dirty, or just plain yuck.
#3 being under the influence to where you are not coherant
#1 Matt you're a SLOPPY JOLLOPY; you hump that?
#2 Ugghhh, Jen is a SLOPPY JALLOPY.
#3 Niel was SLOPPY JALLOPY last night.
by DB4L-SHOTS January 26, 2007
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Sloppy-joe

Last night a dude asked me to suck his dick, but I told him no because he's got a sloppy-joe.
by Twitch1 January 21, 2012
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Sloppy Poopy Dick

When you just fucked somebody in the anus and when you pull out you gots poo all over your dick! Pretty self explainitory!
Kyle has a sloppy poop dick from doing richard in the anusleaving him with a soggy anus (please refer to soggy anus for further explanation)
by CookiePuss January 5, 2005
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Sloppy

Sloppy is the 2nd term in " The Crew's Definition of Drunk Levels." Ieee...you're getting there. Quite Possibley thee perfect definition of Bess. In this case, you are usually walking around, mayyybe slurring a couple words together, but it still comes out classy. Always Stay Classy. You usually end up going around talking to older Boys, and or younger Girls, and become BBF's with them for that One Night. Sloppy people are sloppy. If you are around them, I can guarentee a drink spilt on you sometime that night. But don't worry, they'll help you clean it up, with a giannnt smile on their face, which they can't help, because they are having a riot.
"Bess was soooooooo sloppy last night. I'm pretty sure that she manned up 4 times that night."
by StanC-walk August 2, 2006
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sloppy jalopy

The act in which you shove your whole dick into a cup of ice cream and then start thrusting into a vagina which has been thickly covered in whip cream, all while your getting an expensive haircut in a barber shop.
I was giving this hobo a sloppy jalopy last weekend.
by lol win January 3, 2011
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Sloppy Rocker

She gave me a hardcore sloppy rocker.
by Slice January 30, 2003
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Sloppy Jane

Noun: A naked woman, who is on all fours, defecates and a significant other eats our her pussy
Last night my girlfriend tried to have me give her a sloppy jane... not cool.
by flash1313 March 27, 2011
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