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Scritty

I was born and raised in The Scritty.
by Bushrod Johnson September 7, 2009
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Security Leak

When sponsoring an impoverished child in a 3rd world country, the child manages to find out a few truths about you and demonstrates something called '3rd world integrity'.

See Example when the child writes a scathing letter to the sponsor.
Example of SECURITY LEAK

Dear Sponsor,

I am not happy with you. I hear you are a fat, balding, jerkoff who masturbates to the Target Underwear Catalogue. You have no friends, a crappy car and don't wipe your ass properly. DO NOT SEND ANY MORE MONEY!!

Regards,
Mbutu
by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010
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secret biter

a demure man/boy who is tiger in bed!
... like a small dog who you think is super sweet but attacks and bites without more than a scratch on the belly
Dang..your best friend, Josh, is a SECRET BITER....he SLAYED me in bed last night after closing time....I thought he was just a nice bus boy who recently got out of college! I haven't seen moves like THAT since I slept with that singer last month!
by chachachavez September 23, 2010
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Secret Tweakers

Two or more seemingly heterosexual female friends, who, are in fact, raving nipple-tweaking lesbians.
Joe "I think Lucy and Jude are Secret Tweakers as neither of them laughed at my hilaroius joke last night"
by laurab193 June 1, 2011
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Secret Black Guy Club

A term used by white teenagers in the U.S. to denote a secret order of basketball, kool-aid, fried chicken, and stolen tv loving people. It is often abbreviated as SBGC
Person 1: Hey did you see Colin today?

Person 2: No i think he's at the Secret Black Guy Club meeting.
by th3lawmak3r76 August 27, 2012
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Security Wipe

When you go to the bathroom and wipe your ass because your Fart felt like it could have been wet, but you aren't sure it was a shart.

Used in the confirmation of a shart.
I had to go make a security wipe because I've been eating a lot of taco bell lately and it felt slightly moist.
by Darkearwig September 1, 2017
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secretate

"Gee wiz! She sure can secretate! She has my vote!"
by TotallyNotGod June 7, 2018
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