sleep for dinner

A state of poverty where you're so poor that you can't afford anything to eat, leaving you with only one option: sleep off your hunger so that you won't be hungry anymore by the time you wake up.

I'm living the typical American life by dealing with rent increasing, expensive gas prices and not having a salary that's good enough. Looks like I'm having sleep for dinner tonight.

by That thing in your eye March 23, 2023

simpsons sleep

The act of intentionally falling asleep next to a laptop playing old Simpsons episodes, therefore having Simpson-fueled dreams.

Pig: "Morning Fig, time to turn off the Simpsons now ..."
Fig: "No."
Pig: "You're a tool obsessed with Simpsons sleep."
Fig: "D'oh!"

by facadie September 28, 2007

ah-sleep

Thoroughly refreshing sleep.

I hit the couch for a short nap but ended up with an ah-sleep.

by Omar O. Ungh June 7, 2011

Sydney Sleeper

A piss-shooting sniper rifle in a PC game called "Team Fortress 2"
The weapon itself consists of a self-made rifle with a scope and darts soaked with piss instead of bullets

Beware guys, we have a sydney sleeper sniper on the other team!

by .aries November 19, 2016

russian sleep experiment

people being held in a cell full of gas science dudes take gas away *timeskip* everybody's flesh is out all over 4 out of 5 prisoners survived

*during who knows when*

guy 1: my dad had been forced into the russian sleep experiment and was the only one who died...

guy 2:how?

guy 1:he ate himself and ripped his skin and flesh.

guy 2:da frick?!

by maplemanwhopostsweirdstuff January 6, 2022

Maikeru Sleep

When you go to sleep and your wife plays on your RuneScape account.

Dude, just do a few Maikeru Sleeps and you'll have level 120 Necromancy in no time!

by AnRSGuy August 11, 2023

i can’t sleep

if someone send this to you, THEY WANT TO TALK TO YOU you silly goose

“hey, i can’t sleep”
“mk wanna play gp?”
“fosho”

by oofers🥳 November 3, 2019