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Potato Farmer

A simple minded individual. The type of person you find yourself latterly dumbing down what you previously said. Woe to one who thinks deeply, as any conversation can become tricky and aggravating.

Potato farmers are sometimes difficult to spot on sight but can be easily identifiable through observation and interaction. They are generally happier people, since everyone else is robbed of their inner peace due to complex thought.

In a gathering of 3 or more potato farmers, what I like to call a Po-tah-to, an interesting effect occurs. Due to a coriolis like effect, conversation typically turns from confusion to concurrence as everyone involved is fishing in the same pond of understanding. This only occurs however as long as all participants are potato farmers.
"How is it that you were able to accidentaly make a fucking kid, but you can never accidentally make a pizza right."
"What do you mean?"....
"Look... If you wern't such a potato farmer, you'd have taken that pizza off the cardboard first."
Potato Farmer by NoHandlebars April 4, 2015
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Half-Baked Potato 

When you're sportin' a blunt and having sex at the same time, delicately place an uncooked potato up the poop shoot of the broad being ravishly fucked. Upon reaching sexual climax, engage in in a swift punch to the gooch, which will in turn force the potato out of the anus in order to be placed into the oven for 30 minutes or until golden brown.
I was hungry and in the mood for a fucking so i grabbed this dumb cunt and gave her a half-baked potato.
Half-Baked Potato by Bidd Boys January 25, 2009

potato anus 

Somebody who is cranky, irritable, and angry. Often used when one is not on their period but acts like it.
Girl: Fuck you! You're a douche-canoe!
Guy: Its ok, I'll let that slide because of your period.
Girl: I'm not on my period, you jackass!
Guy: Oh, then your just a potato anus!
potato anus by Potato_In_My_Anus December 9, 2012

potato water

yeah, I had some taste potato water last night but have an awful hangover today!
potato water by cucurious57483 August 10, 2017

lameo potato 

Somthing is so lame that it can only be replied to in an equally lamer manner.
For example 'fred' has no come back to an insult he just recieved, so he says somthing above and beyond lame eg. 'Well at least my mum dosent have a hairy back.'

In reply the only answer that can justify that unbelievably lame remark is to reply 'Lameo Potato'
lameo potato by Shinyone June 16, 2008
something idiots confuse with a tomato.
yummmm, what was in that salsa? Potato?
Potato by Laura July 4, 2003

potato balls 

potato balls, is a humerous name for someone with gigantic, brown and dirty bollocks. they often have a fuzzy looking green growths coming off them and they look hugley deformed.they are often visible from outside of the sufferers clothing, as they look like he has two king edwards in his duds.

this is often caused by using a vacuum cleaner on the testicular region.
"check out that guys nads in the speedos. he's got potato balls, big hairy disgusting looking potato balls."
potato balls by stu August 4, 2004