poking ass

Poking Ass (verb) used to describe someone who is taking forever, probably because they are just sittin there poking their ass

-Where the fuck is Ziggy I wanna hit up this rager soon, I need to get my dick wet!
--He is poking ass right now, I have no idea what is taking him so long
-shiit

by WestTXLion September 4, 2009

Poke War

A war between two facebook friends by incessantly poking each other in order to get the last poke.

Stian won the poke war.

by john.byrne.wishes. April 23, 2011

Pokemon

The anime: The culprit of giving Pokemon a poor reputation among the former fans of the game (the older ones, at least.) As the anime continued it got worse and worse.

The cards: I was never really into the Pokemon cards, but based on what little I knew they were quite fun at the time. I'm not sure about today, though.

The game: Many people who are either misinformed or simply un-intelligent bash the game series. However, if one actually looks at it from a purely gaming standpoint, it actually requires a lot of intelligence and thinking on your feet. The games are quite fun and entertaining, (lets face it, nearly anyone could play it for 4 hours straight no problem), and require a substantial amount of strategy and planning.

Person 1: "Pokemon sucks!"

Person 2: "I agree, for the most part"

by sodank August 14, 2010

pussy poker

A very close friend who doesn't get offended when you refer to them as poking their genitals.

Hey Pussy Poker you want to go out tonight?

by Jotaness June 3, 2008

poke

To touch something but without much force, often with a small impliment.

''He toe poked it over the goal line''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

Pokie

in Australia, definitely a Poker Machine, but we rarely use the word 'Poker' to describe someone who uses (or abuses) a Pokie. nor do we say 'go for a poke' which sounds more like a sexual connotation over here ;) most often used in the plural, Pokies.

we went down to the Rissole to have a beer and play the Pokies for a while.

by periwinkle January 10, 2005

Poking

v. 1. the act of making quick or abrupt thrusts with a sharp object (e.g. penis)
2. the act of striking a person with a short straight blow

My boyfriend was poking me in the butt as I was trying to fall alseep.

by Cristal December 10, 2003