trumpet playing scolop

the ultimate come bk there is nothin u can say that beats it not a word but o well

ur losing @ a game of lets say... checkers n ur m8s just took 2 of ur pieces this is the perfect opportunity 2 call him a trumpet playing scolop

by hamish August 8, 2003

Cello (Playing The)

The act of clasping a large person between your thighs while a third party rubs their posterior with their 'pink bow'.

"Cello (Playing The)"
Playing the cello
Celloing
Having wood between your legs

by straight styrchnine December 17, 2008

negitive playing time

when you not only get zero playing time in a game but also do things like fill up the water bottles

friend: dude how was the game ?

me: man it sucked, i got negitive playing time.

by mr.biggles1203 April 3, 2014

Marked Playing Cards

Marked Playing Cards are the deck of playing cards which have been marked with special invisible ink by a player who is preparing to cheat or a magician who is ready for making poker trick show. itis also be called marked cards, marked deck, cheating poker cards.

There are invisible ink marks on the reverse of each piece of playing cards or cut-out on their corners.

Different Marked Playing Cards need to be recognized with different luminous ink readers. Such as:
1. The back Marked Playing Cards can be detected by the infrared contact lenses or luminous ink glasses.
2. The barcode Marked Playing Cards need to be scanned by the poker camera scanner or poker analyzer.
3. The cut-out Marked Playing Cards can be read by naked eyes but the marks are so tiny that others are difficult to notice them.
4. The infrared Marked Playing Cards only can be checked by the special infrared playing cards scanning camera.

Using marked playing cards cheating at gambling games is considered a crime and therefore punished by law in some countries.

by Cardslenses October 31, 2018

gold-plating

A practice in European Union, when its Member State adds new (and often more demanding) requirements to those that are expected in common legislation - mainly directives. Sometimes caused by overzealous bureaucrats, sometimes it is just their pure idiocy.

Bureaucrat 1: Recipients of this EU schemes are asked to submit invoices upon the end of the project.
Bureaucrat 2: Let's also ask them to write a 100-page long end-of-mission report, 10 testimonies of beneficiaries and copies of Annual reports 10 years back.
Bureaucrat 1: But that is gold-plating!
Bureaucrat 2: Sure, but we do not really want European money.

by Blavak Mike February 5, 2019

False Playing

Clamming someone but they aren’t yours

Khalil is false playing Mia but she has a boyfriend

by Madyson Morris January 27, 2020

monkey playing a computer

Monkeys don't use computers there not smart. there stupid minds are stupid stupid stupid.

Mom I saw a monkey playing a computer. honey monkeys don't do that.

by please be appropriate March 6, 2020