plasterbate

To masturbate while being plastered (severely intoxicated)

"Today sucked, I am just going to chug this fine Lagavulin and go plasterbate"

by YuriN March 18, 2008

playing campaign mode

refers to playing the campaign mode of a video game (such as "Call of Duty" or "Halo") strictly to exclude someone who seeks to play online with others.

Can be expanded to describe any form of exclusion.

Richard: You guys are playing campaign mode just to exclude me!

Mike: No we're not!

Mike (in a private chat with another player): We totally are.

by CoD Liver Oil June 15, 2009

Plainview, MN

A shitty place in Southeastern Minnesota where if your not a hick or a drug dealing alcoholic. Your not a resident. The school is so god damn awful. Besides the fact that they're just as poor as an Ethiopian lemonade stand (don't get me started on the embezzlement problem). The best thing there is walking down the street and finding semen filled condoms and used heroin needles. There is some decent things though, Most people are down to have a good time. The ones that don't are either white Virgins that play gay magic card games and listen to Mo Bamba and my Fucking little pony or Obama loving Libtards that praise equal rights, world peace and Rosa Parks and shit. that ain't happening here. We might have STDs just crawling on every park bench here but we can be some of the most badass sons of bitches on the planet if you give us booz and a free pass to say the N-word so if you would like to visit. Bring beer and call the Principle of the school a pussy Snowflake and welcome to the shit show that is Plainview also. Don't drink the water. Its full of chlorine and period blood. #GodBlessAmerica #fuckinragheads #3millionindebt #getoffmydickbitch #becauseisaidso #LiveFastAndEatAss #fuckwithmeandIchopyoudickoffpussy

"Bro we going to that party in Plainview, MN tomorrow night." "Nah, I'm not a big fan of Chlamydia and unwanted buttsex, but thanks for asking."

by Mike Honcho (aka Daddy) 💦 December 25, 2018

the quiet place

The place you go when you hear music through headphones.

Example-FML ima go to the quiet place where nothing goes wrong

by mob-ace December 13, 2010

Ville Platte Hot

The un-official temperature from a bank building thermometer reaching 118 degrees Fahrenheit for two hours in Ville Platte, La. This is +4 degrees hotter than the highest recorded temperature in Louisiana.

It's no longer 'hot as hell'. It's Ville Platte hot!
Anywhere in the world the temperature reaches 118 degrees F.

by Cajunman68 August 9, 2010

Tuba Player

A Tuba Player is the most important person in a marching band, they provide the loud and deep tones that an audience loves to hear, and tubas are a great visual representing power like that of of the Player themselves

Did you see that Tuba Player? He must have the strongest lungs in the world to play that instrument.

by StephenMickel July 23, 2012

Fortnite players

Many were PUBG players once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated, a ruined and terrible form of life, perfected into competitive arrogant manchildren.

Jesus, those Fortnite players suck at Kozachok.

by WienerVonSchnitzelSchwein September 18, 2018