poison

Awesome 80's hair metal. If you like kiss, GnR, Motley Crue, Ratt, or Judas Priest, you will love these guys. They wrote such clasics as: I want Action, Unskinny Bop, and Every Rose has it's Thorn.

Dude, you have got to listen to poison.

by 80's boy May 4, 2005

prisonball

A variation of dodgeball played with two mats, one on each side of the court, gym, etc. When players get out, they go to the mat (or prison) on the other side of the court. To get back in the game, they must catch a ball thrown from a teammate on the other side. The game continues until an entire team is in prison, making the opposing team the winner.

We lost the game of prisonball because we couldn't get anyone out of jail/prison.

by jmess May 22, 2006

Internet poisoning

A somewhat rare disease in witch someone has been on the internet for too long. In the first stage someone starts feeling awkward in social situations. the disease is curable in this stage. in stage two the subject will find the need to be unique to compensate for social awkwardness. it is still curable in this stage, however, the process is long and expensive. In the next stage the subject will regain social contact, often joining social groups about whatever kinks the subject may have developed. It is barely possible to cure in this stage, costing more money then most middle-class can afford. In the final stage, the subject loses all remaining sanity, and all hope for them is lost. then the subject will die from either peer pressure, or their own hand.

"aww man I think I have internet poisoning, I need to get it treated before it's too late."

by jeffdiamondchin March 2, 2021

concrete poisoning

A cause of death where the deceased is found on concrete. Can be prefaced as 'gravity assisted' when the deceased has apparently arrived vertically. Stephen King used the full expression 'gravity-assisted concrete poisoning' in his novel. The one about the hospital.

Having attempted flight and failing, the person succeeded in achieving terminal velocity shortly before succumbing to gravity-assisted concrete poisoning.

by penny-the-aussie April 17, 2008

testosterone poisoning

When a trans woman goes through male puberty and grows facial hair and her voice deepens, etc.

Erika, though she had boobs from taking estrogen and had had all hair facial hair lasered off, was still getting clocked because of her deep voice as a result testosterone poisoning.

by Natalia Boa Vista November 21, 2016

fart poisoning

A common health risk amongst habitants in close proximity to suburban males, usually the father. Symptoms include intense nausea, loss of appetite and occasional vomiting. Can be fatal if experienced during a dutch oven.

Dad had steak and apricots last night, so I'm going to take some hydroxyzine and Advil until the risk of fart poisoning calms down.

by Pancreas100 July 28, 2012

Poisoned

To become intoxicated after drinking King Cobra Premium Malt Beverage

"Jeremy, are you poisoned by the Cobra?"

by Cigman October 10, 2006