Secret Mountain Fort Awesome 

A new cartoon on Cartoon Network.

The characters are monsters called Disgustoids.

The show revolves mostly around gross+stupid humor.
Ages 7-10....

Bleh. If you saw it, go wash your eyes out.

Kid 1: Dude did you watch the new episode of SMFA?
Kid 2: yes, it's very stupid.

Girl 1: Secret Mountain Fort Awesome is soooo stupid.
Girl 2: Agreed.

Secret Mountain Fort Awesome by mxrlovaforevs August 6, 2011

Cheyenne Mountain HS 

A school in Colorado that has been categorized as a school for rich kids. Most of the kids are mean- but there are a few nice ones too. The kids at this school are very competitive. There is barely any drug presence- neighboring schools say otherwise.

Cheyenne Mountain HS is in Colorado.

Cheyenne Mountain HS by whatsittou? June 25, 2009

magic mountain 

This hardcore sex position is named for the mountainous shape your two bodies will create, as well as the mountainous orgasm both of you are likely to achieve. To form this union, the man should sit down with his legs bent and apart, while he rests his upper body weight on his arms, extended behind him on the bed or floor. The lady should position her body in the same way in front of the man and crawl forward. Her legs should not be spread as wide apart and she should position her legs over his, so her feet sit past his back. Once they align their groins, the man can slide into his lady and have ideal access to her clitoris while he penetrates.

Man you should have heard her
Haha, she just can't handle the magic mountain

magic mountain by frikkinfunkyfever May 10, 2011

bradshaw mountain high school 

giant shit hole where a lot of douche bags graduate from. if you wanna hook up with a nasty girl with multiple venereal diseases this is the high school you want to go to.

C.J. is a Bradshaw Mountain High School graduate, if you come in contact with her genitals you should kill yourself asap before you die a horrible painful death from AIDS.

bradshaw mountain high school by aquerius gayballs October 24, 2008

rocky mountain goat piss 

Noun.

The brand of beer known as Coors Light.

"No way I'm drinking that Rocky Mountain goat piss; pour me a Guinness."

rocky mountain goat piss by Frank Carter June 9, 2005

Stone Mountain

Total reverse of the rest of America. Filled with wealthy black snobs and their 6 car garages and poor white trash and their 6 gray teeth.

Stone Mountain Black woman: If it weren't for all these Lexi in this traffic jam, I'd have nothing to look at and would be forced to think about all the money I'm making for entertainment.

Stone Mountain White man: whooo dawggy! ma just sewed up another miiighty fine confederate flag. showl is fancy!

Stone Mountain by Lexus Clone July 9, 2010

chuff mountain

chuff mountain is a gay mans buttocks
So called because its a mountain flesh with a tunnel sunk into it.

Dave gave it some horn as he steamed up chuff mountain and drove the pink cadillac into bourneville boullevard

chuff mountain by Swilly February 28, 2008