Heated Driveway

I defecated on a woman’s pubic landing strip and smoosh it flat well screwing in missionary position to create a heated driveway.

I went on a holiday to Canada, and well I was there I met a lovely woman, who I later that night let me give her a Heated driveway.

by PhantomWiZard April 15, 2025

Amish Heated seat

The act of accidentally (or questionably on-purpose) defecating in your pants while sitting in a cold car, resulting in a brief, shameful wave of unexpected warmth. Most commonly occurs during frigid mornings when the car heater hasn’t kicked in yet and the body’s betrayal becomes oddly convenient.

Bro, my car wouldn’t start this morning and it was freezing… ended up with an Amish heated seat situation. Not proud of it.

by MinyMink May 3, 2025

Heat Stroke Challenge

A challenge where 2 or more people lie down outside in 35 degree weather and the last person to get heat stroke wins.

Hey guys, do you want to do the heat stroke challenge?

by Heat Stroke May 16, 2025

Miami Heat

(verb) the act of pooping in the vent of someone's vehicle.

"Oh damn, Sheila got a Chicago sunroof?" "No...much worse, she got a Miami Heat."

by hannner May 25, 2025

In the Heat of the Night

Steely eyes of a silvery people
Walk behind me, with evil intent.
Up to the tower, I stand alone
Stripped of rank before a throne I am sent.

What befalls us in the heat of the night?
What befalls us in the heat of the night?

Before long, behind adamantine doors,
I taste of the wine of their joy.
Through delirium of a tortured mind
Her face gave me strength to this day.

What befalls us in the heat of the night?
What befalls us in the heat of the night?
In the heat of the night

But love deceived me, and in my despair
I recalled the ring once again
Born of Sorrow my cunning revives me,
And I took them with me enchained

What befalls us in the heat of the night?
What befalls us in the heat of the night?
In the heat of the night

by Death Menace June 30, 2023

i’m heated

a way of expressing anger

person 1: i’m so heated right now omg
person 2: why are you mad?

i’m heated simply means “i’m mad”

by salty bath water July 25, 2023

Heat

In the Omegaverse, on a certain time of the year the Omega is most fertile and ready to mate which is when they are in ‘Heat’. Most choose to get a partner to ‘help’ during their time of heat. Omegas can choose to have an omega or an Alpha to help. You don’t wanna know what I mean by ‘help’.

Some Omegas take heat suppressant pills for their heat.

The Omegaverse scares me sometimes.

“don’t have any Heat suppressant pills at the moment, but I’m gonna go into heat soon.. c-can you help?”

“tf?”

by XenNotASimp July 26, 2023