fuck joe biden

fuck joe biden AKA a candidate that smells little kids, doesn't know how to speak, cheated the election, supports to defund the police, wants to take away our 2nd amendment, increase our taxes, China supporter, and will increase our gas prices and opposes fracking. He's also equipped with the worst vice president that is a Karen, a liar, and pressure kids to have 3 more hours of school.

"Man fuck joe biden, since cops paychecks got cut off, a lot of cops quit and found a better career. Now I'm on the waiting list with the emergency services since my house got burglarized and I can't defend myself since joe biden took my weapons away."

"How did joe biden won? I seen all of trump's rallies that are super huge and hyped up. While no one went to joe biden rallies. I also seen so many Trump apparels in the public than joe biden apparel. Very interesting how joe biden won..."

"Mom I don't wanna go back to school! I wish we had 7 hours of school like before! 10 hours is way too long!"

"Man I regret voting for joe biden, my car use to be $20 to fill up gas, now its $60!"

by joebiden18002738255 December 1, 2020

fuck fuck goose

Classic twist of 'Duck duck goose'. Whoever is landed on 'fuck'.. has to run back to the other persons' position - if they are caught up by whoever is 'it' - figure the rest.

Yo, any one up for a sesh of fuck fuck goose (f.f.g)

by kaibai March 1, 2017

Trump-fuckery

Negative Insanity that you're forced to deal with every morning you wake up when Trump is president

I wonder what trump-fuckery we'll wake up to this morning!

by signchic February 6, 2017

fuckfactor

The rating system used to judge if someone is or isn't fuckable.

When someone is sexually interested in somebody else the fuckfactor comes into play.

by jpg3 November 21, 2011

Zero Fucks

to not care about anything

I don't give a fuck. zero fucks.

by SilverMoxFox June 11, 2011

Fuck wreck

1) When one feels as though they are in a consistent state of distraction and cognition is constantly fucked up.

2) To have had extremely pleasurable and electrifying sex, in the past-tense, where intense thrusting was involved.

1) I can't find my keys, and I just baked a pizza with the cardboard; I'm a total fuck wreck today.

2) Kelli was so stressed out until Elliott showed up and fuck wrecked her.

by 2KC April 1, 2017

Fugsky

A cross between a pug and a husky. You would think pugsky would be a better name for the hybrid until you saw a photo.

Dog-God punished the indiscretions of my handsome pug and my neighbor’s majestic husky by blessing them with a litter of Fugskys.

by Bogrimm September 26, 2018