Person 1: "Oh God Please Help Me"
Jesus: "Do Not Eat Until I Tell You"
Person 1: "Oh Thank you Jesus"
The Jesus Diet!!!!!
Jesus: "Do Not Eat Until I Tell You"
Person 1: "Oh Thank you Jesus"
The Jesus Diet!!!!!
by Brian Campbel February 14, 2008
Get the jesus diet mug.A crappy exscuse for a diet. People on it eat basically anything they want exept bread, pasta, fruit, and veggies.
Think it sounds stupid now? Well the guy who made it died of obesity!
The people who are actully stupid enough to go on it gain more weight than than they lose.
If you want to lose weight use slim-fast!
Think it sounds stupid now? Well the guy who made it died of obesity!
The people who are actully stupid enough to go on it gain more weight than than they lose.
If you want to lose weight use slim-fast!
Someidiot: Jeez, I went on that Atkins diet and I gained 35 pounds. But I was only trying to lose 10.
Otheridiot: Yer lucky, I went on it and I gained 50!
Otheridiot: Yer lucky, I went on it and I gained 50!
by bitch#1 April 16, 2005
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An obscure highly-questionable drink often endorsed by women in their early-to-mid 20s. The rum and coke or even whiskey and coke are the superior options as you're mixing darker alcohol types with darker mixers. However, rumor has it the vodka diet coke in particular has karaoke-boosting properties within one hour of consumption.
Madii: "People always get so upset when I tell them that I drink vodka diet cokes, and it’s like fuck you you’re not the one drinking it why do you have such a strong opinion!?"
by JB33 September 13, 2021
Get the Vodka Diet Coke mug.Typically a tall handsome man who is very open about his thoughts on subjects and people; Hates doing anything that doesn't make s/he happy; Loves to hang out with family or friends
by Dmietri June 18, 2018
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Matt: You need some driends!
Makaila: YAY!
Matt: You need some driends!
Makaila: YAY!
by macasorous October 8, 2011
Get the Driend mug.A very simple yet effective insult directed towards people who both purchase and drink diet/caffiene free/ or sugar free drinks. And who are as well vegitarian, or eat healthy.
A: Hey guys look at me, i bought a pepsi max!
B: Shut up Diet Face
A: I'm full, want my tofu.
B: Sorry i don't except crap from you diet faces.
B: Shut up Diet Face
A: I'm full, want my tofu.
B: Sorry i don't except crap from you diet faces.
by Tyson Sinclair November 7, 2008
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