Cowboy Church

a Cowboy Church is a Christian church for anyone, but, most importantly, for cowboys; however, it is not considered or recognized as a church by other denominations -- protestant or Catholic and is mostly contained by a collective ministry. Attendees come in by car, feet, and sometimes horseback. Their services differ from regular services where several tradition parts are left out... such as: alter call, collection, and sometimes even a sermon....

Guy 1: "Dude? Are they going to have a sermon?"|
Cowboy hick: "Nope! We donn duuueee dat 'ere at a Cowboy Church!"
Guy 1: 'Oh.. all of you will burn in hell!"
hick: "Wat?"
guy: "as far as i am concerned... this isn't a real church and all of you will burn in hell."

by catholicalltheyway May 28, 2008

Cowboy Up!!!!

What your fat hillbilly neighbor says when he's ready to get going.

You: We ready to go mow some lawns now?
RJ (typical hillbilly name): YEAH BOY, LETS GO BABY, Cowboy Up!!!!!!
You: Ok then...

by Lord_Ahrim1536 July 5, 2015

jewish cowboy

a jew, who is also a cowboy, often kills horses to make candles for Hanukkah, will often melt their siblings skin for wax. Loves to dress like the cowboy he is screaming "Yee-haw! Im a greedy bastard, ya scurvy cur!"

kid #1:: YEE-HAW! Im a greedy bastard, ya scurvy cur!

Kid #2 (To kid #3):: Thats guy is totally a jewish cowboy.

Kid #3:: isnt he part pirate too? I mean, he said "scurvy cur".

Kid #2:: Nope, thats what jewish cowboys do.

by MgamerNix August 17, 2008

cowboy

To aledgedly take money from well known charities, also to go for a meal not pay then eat what everyone doesn't.

Children in need takings.
night out at the Royal Tandoori House
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by chav April 8, 2005

Space Cowboy

The "Space Cowboy" is an act of two people.
One person sits on the toilet and poops/pees while the other stands and pees in between the sitting person's open legs.
Can be performed among all gender types.

Men commonly perform the standing role.

Friend 1:(at a party) Dude, I'm drunk as hell, you wanna go Space Cowboy?

Friend 2: HELL YEAH

by Foxel January 11, 2012

cowboy burger

cowboy burger: A large burger that has lots of meat

that guy's cowboy burger looks delicious

by sikya'ismaana November 16, 2016

conboobulated

A word to describe an uncomfortable bra that squashes and pinches.

Jenny beat herself up for not washing her clothes before the party. The only clean clothes left in her drawer was a ratty t-shirt and a conboobulated old bra from junior high.

by HotinHuntsville January 16, 2017