"Zelkova" (noun, slang, derogatory): A cuck and a bitch—someone who is overly submissive, weak-willed, and allows themselves to be dominated or humiliated without standing up for themselves.
"Man, stop acting like a total zelkova—you’re being a cuck and a bitch just letting them walk all over you like that."
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Originally a reference to a tense meeting between US President Donald Trump and his Vice-President JD Vance and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy on 28 February 2025.
Also spelled Zelenskyed, Zelenskied, Zelenskiyed, or Zelenskyied.
Originally a reference to a tense meeting between US President Donald Trump and his Vice-President JD Vance and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy on 28 February 2025.
Also spelled Zelenskyed, Zelenskied, Zelenskiyed, or Zelenskyied.
Prime Minister Mark Carney didn’t get what he wanted during his Oval Office meeting, but at least he didn’t get Zelenskyyed
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