X-raided 

The act of being able to see the size of a man's penis when looking at his x-ray.

Hey, this guy has had his pants x-raided, have you seen the size of his winky?

X-raided by pinky dinky doo February 13, 2009

x marks the spot 

This is when you bury some poor soul in the sand usually at the beach with their face exposed then you drop your drawers and you take a huge shit on their face.

Billy: Did you see that?
John: Huh?
Billy: That kid had shit all over his face.
John: Oh, that's an "x marks the spot."

x marks the spot by ericpimp October 15, 2006

(x) incher 

The length of one's defecation.

"Dude, i just shitted a (x) incher!"

(x) incher by the pwn3r December 21, 2005

X-Logic

A typical Christian BS excuse for anything that doesn't make sense.

Any Church reasoning that X-tards believe is of or relating to god that makes sense of an unknown variable.

Short for Christ-Logic,

much like X-mas is short for Christmas.

Example 1:
A person is in the Hospital, for some Heart Issues, they are going to have heart surgery. Either two things are going to happen, they live thru it or die.

Let's say they die, the X-Logic is that god needs them in Heaven for some divine purpose.

Let's say they live, then god needs them for missionary work on Earth.

Example 2:
A Buddhist Temple suffers damage from a Hurricane, X-Logic would say that God did the damage to their false idol ways, however when a Church burns down or gets obliterated by a storm, the X-logic suggests that god is testing them or Mother Nature did it, but never god.

X-Logic by Black Plowman October 8, 2011

X-files

A show that all white people whatch or have watched at least once in there life although the hardest case for mulder and scully would be to find a black guy or someone who isnt white that watches thier show

Did you watch the X-files the other day ?
No man im not white

X-files by Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back December 3, 2006

x-panda 

Someone who is not Asian, but displays ancient wisdom that could only have been acquired by being of the same spirit as Ancient Taoist Scholars, Zen masters, Chinese Alchemists, or Shaolin Monks.

"The Dr. is such an x-panda"

"That white-boy can really go with the flow, he's an x-panda"

"Wait! Whoa... wu wei...." said the x-panda

x-panda by Don Nutella-esque October 13, 2011

X-Box 

Gey

You like dudes? Ur X-Box

X-Box by bIg ChUnGuS December 23, 2018