business wasted

n.
when one gets drunk for business reasons

"Dude, are you wasted?"
"Yeah man, but it's cool, it's for work. I'm business wasted. See? I'm in my suit and everything."

by tiffany yo April 23, 2014

WIC wasted

When you mix your alcohol with (your) kids juice because you’re either too poor or too lazy(or both) to buy any mixers and you drink til you’re wasted

Girl, I got the juicy juice. Let’s get WIC Wasted

by Kittykatboom May 3, 2019

wasted upload

Wasted upload means: you uploaded something to (for example 9gag) and it didn't get very popular and now you have to wait before you can upload again

1st guy says "oh man I can't wait to upload this to 9gag it's gonna be so popular I will get to hot in no time"

(3 hours later)

2nd guy "dude have you seen your post it's not doing so hot"
1st guy "what do you mean?"
2nd guy "see, your post only has 17 points and 4 comments"
1st guy "oh man! I can't believe it, it was such a wasted upload and now I have to wait before I and can upload again"

by silas ahm lemming November 20, 2016

Waste of genetic material

Sidney

look at that absolute waste of genetic material talking to his cousin on discord

by SantasSpy November 2, 2019

Wyckoff wasted

Definition: When you wake up in someone else’s room butt ass naked after a gnarly night of boozin’.

Harrison: “dude I woke up in some guys room butt ass naked” Luke: “dude you got Wyckoff wasted”

by Hmendral August 7, 2021

Royally Wasted

Getting drunk as fuck in the hills of Scranton

I'm so royally wasted that I'll be praying to the porcelain

by scrantonsquirrels December 1, 2015

Waste man shaq

That one friend we all have that has a weirdly closure bond with his father and calls him waste man shaq and gets messagoesjnfrok him in the middle of school and his dad calls him mate.

Yo waste man shaq u gud G?

by YungMoYeezy September 3, 2019