Turtle penis 

a man's penis receding or shrinking because of seeing or experiencing something extremely unattractive.

I saw your mom's pubes, and they gave me a turtle penis.

Turtle penis by Mattameru April 16, 2015

Turtle Shell On A Monkey Bar

Men who ride Harley's or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle shell style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. And they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. The handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.

"How bout that turtle shell on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high..."

Turtle Shell On A Monkey Bar by BOSS*bitch June 11, 2015

turtle low 

Operating at the lowest speed. Coined from the throttle on most riding lawnmowers with turtle being the slowest you can go.

Jake looks like hell after last night, turtle low all morning.

turtle low by expert464 December 7, 2015

turtle bobbing 

When your poop keeps coming in and out like a turtle Bobbing

Trent let me go to the restroom I'm turtle bobbing

turtle bobbing by Mcsavage02 July 14, 2016

turtle bath

A bath that is extremely cold and causes the males penis to shrivel up like a turtle. Usually taken for injuries or fevers. Only can happen to a male since they have penises.

I had to take a turtle bath last week to help my fever go down, my junk was practically gone since it was so cold!

turtle bath by Thewolfsdove June 10, 2016

Turtle retreat 

When a bitch is taking a literal shit and you ram your cock up her ass.

Damn dog you made that "turtle retreat"

Turtle retreat by Turtle tickler October 8, 2016

turtle tennis 

Where snot is in your mouth and you kiss/ spit in someones mouth and put the snot in there mouth and it goes back and forth.

She wanted to play turtle tennis last night!

turtle tennis by Moist Minge December 10, 2016