Definitions by expert464

turtle low 

Operating at the lowest speed. Coined from the throttle on most riding lawnmowers with turtle being the slowest you can go.

Jake looks like hell after last night, turtle low all morning.

turtle low by expert464 December 7, 2015

smuggot

Shorthand for "smug faggot". Similar to how smughole is short for smug asshole

Vince is such a smuggot

smuggot by expert464 July 27, 2015

smothered smuggler 

When a girl takes an intentional shit on your dick, and then you fuck her with your shit smothered cock

Last night my girl had the runs so I told her to poop on my dick and I'd give her a smothered smuggler.

smothered smuggler by expert464 December 5, 2014