Soft Collins

When a man rubs his flaccid member on an unsuspecting woman.

"That guy Bill in our class is so gross"
"He doesn't seem that bad."
"Trust me, he gave me a soft collins the other day!"
"Ew!"

by Jorbecca July 18, 2016

Soft McDonald

A code phrase that one says while in a public setting to convey that a hearty bowel movement is afoot following the ingestion of copious amounts of fast food.

Yeah, that McPick 2 is going to be a Soft McDonald in a matter of moments.

by TheBaeistBae August 19, 2016

Soft James

An absolute bellend.

That bloke is a Soft James.

by Softboi8 November 26, 2016

soft

something adequate good looking fine sexy

you're looking soft this morning

by shabaranks December 1, 2016

soft crush

Something that is had between two people who constantly talk about each other and platonically flirt.

"Is Lucy dating Salem?"
"No, it's just a soft crush"

by TheRealDaquan December 21, 2016

Soft millennial

A millennial who takes offense to everything and can't joke about political matters. They often don't understand satire or sarcasm. They're always upset about something and feel victimized.

I can't make satirical jokes around him or he'll get upset and cry, he's a soft millennial.

by Funkadelic666 February 26, 2017

soft name

A pleasant name that rolls off the tongue nicely

Soft Names:
Stella Marie
Rose
Heather
Allison
Cambryia

by icapricant March 23, 2017