Bull Winkle Surprise

when you're getting a girl in the butt and then out of no where you make you're hands look like antlers and yell "MOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and when she looks back at you, you punch her square in the face and run out of the room as fast as possible.

"Yo man, you're girls face is fucked up!"
"I know, i gave her the good ol' Bull Winkle Surprise."

by zakisonfiire April 18, 2009

Surprise Ending

When a girl lays on her back and then bends her legs to where her knees are on either side of her head and precedes to have her male companion have sex with her. Upon the male finishing as the females face is looking upwards she receives a "surprise ending".

"Hey we should try the surprise ending tonight!"

"That surprise ending sure was salty!"

by Jashlizzlee August 5, 2008

Play-Doh Surprise

An act of hatred in which the victim has a plastic Play-Doh cookie cutter template Zap-a-Gapped (similar to super glue, but stronger) to his/her anus. The desired effect should be something along the lines of star shaped logs.

To their bewilderment, Pam had fainted in the bathroom and was lying on the ground motionless. The cause of her accident could be found in the toilet bowl: several flower shaped specimens of fecal matter. Pam had stolen Danny's lunch money earlier that day any Danny wanted to get even with her. To make a long story short, Pam was on the receiving end of a historical Play-Doh Surprise.

by Norton ScanPro December 7, 2006

Surprise

1.To strike with wonder or amazement especially because unexpected

2. To spread ones cheeks to present ones anus to unspected on lookers.

I suddenly lost my appitite, upon getting suprised by Bob.

by Evan February 9, 2004

Chocolate Surprise

A girl puts a bananna in her pussy(cut in half) and smothers her pussy in chocolate syrup, then you eat her out and while eating the bananna.(you can also do this with strawbery syrup)

I heard darius tried to give his girlfriend a chocolate surprise but he said it tasted more like fish then bananna

My girl was screaming bloody murder last night when i was giving her a chocolate surprise

by Andrew Kimball December 7, 2007

Halloween Surprise

When you drill a hole in a bowl of candy and stick your penis in so the next dumbass kid who sticks his hand in gets a little extra "candy" than he bargained for.

"Tonight whoever comes to my door is gonna get a little 'Halloween Surprise'"

by marklar July 23, 2004

poop surprise

first, you take a massive crap on the floor beside the bed, and you have sex with your girl, as shes moaning and about to orgasm, you stop and pick up your shit and throw it at her, then cum on her leg giving you all the pleasure and her only the first half. then calmy put your clothes on and go play video games.

i would rather give her a poop surprise than to let her have a great time in bed

by crustynraunchy January 2, 2008