Shmeat 

To have a penis of average length, but A LOT of girth.

He doesn’t have a Slong but he definitely has a shmeat.

Shmeat by Lonely.Spider November 12, 2020

sheeetttt 

Something you would say cautiously when something goes wrong/ you get screwed over.

Oh, sheeetttt.

sheeetttt by A Twix December 3, 2020

Schmeet 

An extra long penis

"Ryan has got some serious schmeet"

Schmeet by schmeetyourmeat69 December 19, 2020

shmeaterpop 

Penis

Suck my shmeaterpop

shmeaterpop by Yonker Shmickoinker December 27, 2020

Sheets 

Going down on someone after they crap in your bed.

He’s whipped by licking her sheets.

Sheets by Hardly Q January 4, 2021

sheet pudding 

When a man pulls out and the semen gets on the sheets and she licks it up.

She enjoyed slurping up the sheet pudding!

sheet pudding by anonymous January 29, 2021

Shmeeg

Shmeeg (shh•meeg)

A person that resembles the physical appearance or mental mindset of a silly or mischievous little gremlin.

You will know a shmeeg when you see one.

“Man, Dylan is such a shmeeg dude.”

Shmeeg by crombley43 March 24, 2021