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Santa Claus

He is a pedophile who secretly watches over kids. Not only that, but he also has a large child porn collection in the world and he will be arrested for life and has to register as a sex offender for life and he has probation for life and there will be no Christmas.
by Comedyandhak June 8, 2022
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Santa Claus Hours

The new-normal hours worked by Americans, meaning any hour during the course of a day, regardless of day of week or year. The absence of a "weekend" or "holiday."
Heres's my business card. You can contact me anytime...I keep Santa Claus Hours.
by Lariscious13 November 18, 2016
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The Santa Clause

When a guy cums on his partners chin and it drips down ,making a white beard like Santa clause .
Man she was sucking my dick so good I came on her face and gave her the Santa Clause
by Audrey nikcole August 30, 2018
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DUI Santa

otherwise known as a drunk mall Santa 🎅. The term was popularized by Jimmy Failla and Kat Timpf on Gutfeld!
Even a mall Santa sometimes has the right to get wasted at work and become a DUI Santa. Don't drink and drive and certainly don't drink and misbehave, kids.
by Sexydimma January 17, 2022
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Sexy santa

A man that steals every ones girls and eats there ass in a bath tub and licks your mom all over every night
by Peen nipple December 26, 2019
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Santa

Santa is urmom dummy!
by cghvbki;hjkvnb December 25, 2020
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Santa Fucking

Dressing as Santa and having sexual intercourse on December 25th.
Hey man, I think my girlfriend wants to try Santa Fucking this year.
by Dicky Brewski December 9, 2021
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