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Safety McSafe

The safest breh in the universe. Also used as an expression of safeness.
as safe as Safety McSafe!

We're going to Reading? Safety McSafe!
by Safety McSafe May 28, 2007
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safeting

Adjective. Definition is the same as safe or cool

This was invented by a freind of mine to reflect the type of thing another freind of mine, max, who thinks he is Jamaican, might say instead of safe.
It stems from when max met a UK MC called Demon, and is designed to illustrate what max might of said to try and impress him with his Jamaicaness (By sticking ting on the end of safe makes it sound more jamaican).
Since then it has caught on and is now widely used in the Hertfordshire area of UK.
"Yo Demon you be safeting"
by MC Blitzkrieg January 24, 2006
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Safety third

Mike Rowe of dirty jobs came up with the concept. TO have personal safety on your mind and not the companies line about safety first.
Hey Mike, safety third remember I ma here to make you money not keep you safe.
by GeorgiePorgie47 August 26, 2013
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Safety Load

bustin a nut before u fuck so, cus that first one is unpredictable and, u dont wanna cum b 4 her and be know as a johnny cum early. and never get sum
Your Mom: Do you want me to blow you for your safety load or jerk it?
Me: blow me.
by seb-townslocalREDNECK August 17, 2008
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Safety-squaring

The act of discarding the first square of toilet paper while in a bathroom. This removes the outside chance that the last patron touched that piece while removing toilet paper for his own use. This becomes especially important when using a public restroom. Also can be referred to as s-squared.
"Hey man, you better practice safety-squaring when you're done in there."

"Of course I s-squared, what do you think I am?"
by UWbadgers16 February 18, 2009
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safety jk

The act of writing "jk" after saying something borderline risky to someone else online, to ensure the preservation of your reputation.
Guy 1: "I totally had to throw in a safety jk when talking to Jen the other day."

Guy 2: "Really, let me see the convo!"

Guy 1: "Hey Jen, wanna go out tonight? I've been wantin to see them titties for a while now! Jk
by i.foster.friedman May 25, 2009
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Safety Crop

The act of planting extra crops in FarmVille to cover a flakey friend while working on a Co-Op Farming project.
Kris: Why are you planting an extra field of wheat ? We already have enough planted.

Mike: Its a Safety Crop because Brent is so ADHD, he gets distracted and forgets to harvest in time. I am tired of virtual farming and coming up short on the goal !
by Macpony December 31, 2010
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