poofsapped

intoxicated to the point of non-existence

"Why does Kevin have Kleenex boxes on his feet?"

"Dude, he's poofsapped."

by Ned Ryerson July 23, 2003

poon sandwich

Lettuce and tomato need not apply here. Poon sandwich is the first, last, and only way to describe anything and everything. Oh yeah, its also a vajayjay.

ex. Leetness was playing Halo 3 so good, he slathered mayonnaise on his poon sandwich.

ex. "Fuck you, you poon sandwich"

ex. Sally was showing off her poon sandwich, much to Tom's delight.

ex. He won and made the losers eat his poon sandwich.

by Rick Ross 2.0 November 9, 2007

Poon

An alternative way of spelling or saying 'pwn.'

"Joe said he was good at Counter-Strike, but I totally pooned him!"

by Pred January 2, 2009

poods

She is a ghetto diva from down south. Usually found adorned in large hoop earings.

medical student. the heart. poods is like a tree in the snow.

by chunkarlunks January 30, 2012

Jarble Poon

often used to describe a person in an offensive way.
means stinky vagina to some people, though others consider it to mean a vagina with marbles falling out of it.
But hey, who knows?!

Alex: Lucas is such a jarble poon

Adrienne: OH MY GOD! IM GLAD SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT! YOU CAN SMELL HIS VAGINA FROM HERE!

Lucas: Omg its not my fault, I didnt put those marbles there!

by jarbley homo luke January 27, 2011

pooks

someone or something that is really cool, interesting, and loveable.

that dog's so pooks

by Mingmingmingming Tingtong December 27, 2008

Poolside Parker

peter parker sitting poolside in his glasses waiting for love.

Felicia often dreams about Poolside Parker

by Liz July 26, 2004