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Past tense of poo. I pood.
I pood my pants. When I pood, it smelled like poo.
by tractor face February 14, 2005
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When you receive a piece of feces unexpectedly. This occurs most often by mail.
1. You get a package in the mail, open it, and it is a piece of poop. You've been poo'd.
2. You open your sock drawer and there is a turd on top of your beloved tube socks. You've been poo'd.
3. You get up to go to the bathroom and when you come back, someone has put a piece of dookie in your beer. You've been poo'd.
by YouHaveBeenBad.com September 04, 2013
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A Russian unit of weight. Equivalent to about 36 pounds avoirdupois.
Dave could stand to lose a few pood.
by Anonymous January 21, 2003
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A synonym for turtle head, except harder and sharper. A sharp dangling poo that hasn't fully come out of your butthole yet. Usually hurts when you try to ignore it an sit down.
"Ouch! That pood stung!!"
"Pssst, dude, I can see your pood"
"Hey girl, lemme eat that pood"
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Short for pet name poodle.
Usually used in a caring or loving way for a boy.

Also can be used as the opposite to describe anything that needs a funny/taboo name that is safe around bosses, old people, family, and in public.
Positive "Hey pood, what's goin' on."

OR

negative "so yesterday I talked to that pood, (name of person), he is such a... pood"
by pandajoi January 18, 2005
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