slut goggles

These are obnoxious sunglasses worn by women. They usually are over embellished with crystals, have lenses and frames that are so huge they cover the entire eye socket and brow bone, and are cheap, trashy designer knock-offs hence fit for a slut.

Marcy's slut goggles were a cheap knock off of the latest D&G sunglasses. The frame temples had the initials G&D on them. How tacky can you get?

by FASH1976 September 8, 2009

Google Smart

Describes someone who while communicating over the internet googles information and then portrays it as their own thought or as if they always knew the information they are displaying without looking it up mid-conversation.

Person 1: "Everybody knows that Rutherford B. Hayes was the 19th President of the USA"

Person 2: "Dude you're full of shit, you just googled that. You're not smart, you're Google Smart"

by Johnh1020 September 25, 2010

Google Time

That special time of the day spent wasting company money by dicking around on the internet. Most google time occurs between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m.

"Screw the deadline, it's google time baby"

"Brett's boss found him in the middle of a serious Google Time session. Needless to say, he got written up."

by kmnprime February 18, 2010

google slut

a person who is on the computer so much that it is like they are f***ing it

Tom was such a google slut that he denied his wife sex

by aflack217spam March 25, 2011

Douche Goggles

Noun. Sport sunglasses; often gaudy, angular, and racy. Lenses are often (though not always) reflective, showcasing colors that don't occur in nature (such as Nuclear Orange or Pandemic Purple). Occasionally worn by guidos, more often worn by rednecks, always worn by douches. Occasionally worn indoors (this is a tell-tale habit of douches the world over).

Douche goggles can be manufactured by any company (none are exempt), as it is the APPLICATION, not the make, of said sunglasses that determines their (the glasses') douchey characteristics.

See also: Douche, Douchebag, Guido, Redneck

That guy's always fucking wearing his fucking douche goggles. He's a piece of shit.

His douche goggles make his douchery all the more palpable.

by Chutzler May 22, 2009

rit goggles

The condition induced by the lack of available females at RIT. This is similar to beer goggles in that it will cause males to be attracted to otherwise unattractive females.

Im pretty sure i wouldnt have hooked up that fat chick if it werent for these RIT goggles.

by koolaidman3 October 5, 2009

Stanford goggles

The girls are so ugly at Stanford, you ain't gettin' no play unless you put on the Stanford goggles and take what you can get!

That cracka is really scraping the bottom of the barrel with that bitch...Stanford goggles to the extreme!

by Nick D February 7, 2003