Farmer

Pseudo cockney rhyming slang for hemorrhoids. Short for Farmer Giles.

Tom: My farmers were giving me some jip this morning.

Bill: Serves you right, you rarf, you shouldn't have had the indyboo after 14 pints of lager.

by growlerj December 31, 2012

farmer

A vicious inbred person, who is worse then a dentist.

Budgie : My house is just past those fields, we'll take a short cut.
James : You gotta be kidding that farmer will bum and shoot us for breathing on his land.

by nobrash June 20, 2006

Farmer's Tan

A tan spray applied by a muscular male prostitute in a straw hat. They are all over Craigslist.

Bro, Tom just got a farmer's tan done." "Wow, mang, I didn't know he flowed that way.

by Grand Preacher of Modern Days July 27, 2011

farmer boy

An amazing individual who wears a farmer jacket.
Has long hair just above his eyes.
Smokes cigarettes.
Is lovely.

Look! Is that Kevin the farmer boy smoking on the corner I see?

by Janice Beaverhousing April 30, 2008

Dirt Farmer

Sexual position where the man is titty fucking the girl with a horse-shoe digger in and spits on the tits for lubrication

*girl having digger in optional

Dude I can't believe I did the dirt farmer in my bed last night, it was so messy we had to sleep on the couch

by TheBongMan40to5oclock June 27, 2012

Farmer Yilla

Term refering to sedative drugs used by the rebel front in most parts of North West Africa.

"That Farmer Yillas got that crazy liberian kick thats sicker than milaria."

"That Farmer Yilla grow is sicker than the bubonic."

"My throat was burning hotter than the mojave off that Farmer Yilla grow."

by Russell Gallegher June 18, 2006

Dirty Farmers Tan

When you shove your arm up past the elbow into the rectum of a slutty white girl, and when pulled out looks like a farmers tan. Most common in trailer parks.

My sister and my nephew were having sex and he came home with a dirty farmers tan.

by DJ. Farmer April 19, 2009