SPORTS DICK

WHEN YOUR DICK GETS REALLY SMALL DURING AND AFTER STRENOUS EXCERCISE

MAN I JUST BACK FROM THE GYM AND I GOT A BAD CASE OF SPORTS DICK

by CONEHOUSE January 7, 2010

2 Handed Dick Slam

It is as it sounds: a Man (yes, capitalized for this instance as only a true Man can pull off this maneuver) unzips his pants and takes his dick in both hands and slams it down on the table to prove his point. This is only to be used in circumstances where without slamming the cock on the table, the story, argument, etc. would be laughed off otherwise.

At a sales presentation:

"...and that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should invest in my company."

"But it makes no sense!"
(audience grumbles and discontent grows)

"Well maybe this will make my point better"
(presenter drops trou and performs the 2 Handed Dick Slam)

Audience applauds and the Man goes on to riches and fame.

by Hoss42 March 15, 2010

Dick her down

To straight up fuck a chick.

I'm gonna go dick her down real quick; I'll be back.

by The Mattster March 19, 2006

Dick Clark

1) Full name Richard Wagstaff Clark, Dick Clark had his first major TV appearance as the host of "American Bandstand" in 1957. Nicknamed "The World's Oldest Teenager" for his ability to always be knowledgable about America's popular music. 2004 was the 30th anniversery of his anual hosting of "New Year's Rockin' Eve"
2) A man who seems to have figured out how to live forever.

This song has been around forever! It's so Dick Clark!

by Assessment January 2, 2004

chunky dick snot

A humorous slang term for "semen."

Is your chocolate starfish ready for my chunky dick snot?

by Clit Eatswood December 16, 2005

kicked it in the dick

to have excelled at or to triumphed within and action or calling

person 1 - "how was your interview"
person 2 - "kicked it in the dick"

by donovan wilkinson January 28, 2007

dick dirt

Smeg, smegma, the shit that builds under the foreskin when you don't wash it. Only a problem for dudes with a foreskin. Though all guys need to keep it clean.

Clint has a nasty case of dick dirt, his hoe nearly choked it was like a grilled cheese under there.

by Danobobano October 20, 2005