concocksion

A drink made by Team B on a lonely night in North Wales which gives the drinker the feeling that he/she has been kicked in the balls

Let's have some concocksion! A kick in the balls

by Brownie August 21, 2004

Concord

A small village in Southern Michigan. Population stands just over 1,000 people. Not really known for anything. Was settled in 1952.

I live in Concord.

by jojo1859 December 11, 2011

condolence boner

The condolence boner is a very common phenomenon among the male gender, which occurs when another party has received unfortual news and there is no way to comfort him/her, but with an erection.

Sandra: Oh my god, I just got fired!
Will: I'm so sorry
Sandra: Wow, what is that?
Will: Condolence boner honey, hop on.

by Blue- White Colonel March 22, 2016

Condom Slap

When you slap your dumb ass friend with a dirty cum filled condom.

Yo John if you don't stop being a dumb ass ill condom slap yo ass.

by ThePublicAbusser October 21, 2016

conboobulated

A word to describe an uncomfortable bra that squashes and pinches.

Jenny beat herself up for not washing her clothes before the party. The only clean clothes left in her drawer was a ratty t-shirt and a conboobulated old bra from junior high.

by HotinHuntsville January 16, 2017

Condom

Rubber around dick to stopp penis juice(semen/cum) to go into the vagina or anal to stop making babies or having stds.

I should've used a condom to stop y'all ugly ass from being born, you're a failure to the family.

by Condsumeraper April 3, 2017

Condom

A condom is something the male puts over his penis to protect him from STDs and many other diseases and the most important to not get females pregnant.
But if the male does not like to wear a condom the women can it is called a douche you injected inside of the girl it is easy if you are a male that dont like to wear the rubber in the relationship

Taylor:did you bring protection!?

Chris:SHIT i forgot!

Taylor: your so lucky i have a Douche

Chris: what the hell is that!?

Taylor: well technically a female condom.its not that bad its better if you dont like to wear condoms.

Chris:deal....now where were we? ;)

by devil lips January 2, 2018