cool spot 

a plastic drinks-container lid who was the star of several video games in the early 90's. Cool Spot's main pleasure in life was hanging out at the beach and freeing his friends from cages. notable adventures include a trip to Hollywood and his trip to a drug rehab clinic. it is debatable as to whether Cool Spot is:
(a) a drink-container lid
(b) a checker
(c) a tiddly wink

"the reddest plastic drink container lid to get his own video game" Rob McLean, Cool Spot fanatic

cool spot by failure33object April 25, 2005

Cool cheat 

Any event or action that takes place that shocks, tricks, surprises, or takes something away from you.
An unexpected occurance

Gina: "Jason just drank your last Dr. Pepper!"
Reshy: "Cool cheat!"

Cool cheat by Mike Resh February 10, 2006

Cool Killer 

A title given to a person who makes a previously cool thing uncool, including things like music, websites and blogs. People could include parents, stupid famous people, and advertisers.

"Why haven't you been on Twitter lately?"
"You didn't see? Barbra Walters made an account and talked all about how cool it was on the news."
"Wow. What a cool killer."
"Totally."

"I went to a party, and some cool killer just starting giving this gay speech about global warming. We all just got up and left."
"Haha, what a fag."

Cool Killer by OmgAsnowmaine April 14, 2009

cool cap 

a spandex cap that keeps your head cool

n with money and E ROCK DA J each rock the cool cap

cool cap by formeldahyde August 8, 2009

Cool Bum 

A bum who thinks he's "cool" because he tries to act chill with his no home, and shopping cart. Usually cool bums have a beer with them and where shades.

Girl: Me and my friend saw a cool bum yesterday!
Guy:How was he cool?
Girl:He fell asleep wearing shades next to his shopping cart!
Guy: Then I've seen some cool bums before!

Cool Bum by BearyJenkins July 19, 2012

Cool-As-Hell-You-Wish-You-Were-Us Weird 

Basically, we're weird, but we're definitely somewhat cool and you kinda (okay, REALLY) wish you were us.

Cool Kid: "You're weird. "

Us: "Yeah, but in a Cool-As-Hell-You-Wish-You-Were-Us Weird."

Cool-As-Hell-You-Wish-You-Were-Us Weird by totallyfreakingcool September 29, 2009

Cool Guy Handshake 

The cool guy handshake is a sacred act of male bonding that is shared between close friends.
If you are a man who wants to know how to do it you should already know how.
If you are a woman than close this window as you do not have a penis.

Dude 1: Yeah so I spitroasted this girl last night.
Dude 2: Awesome
{pause}
*Cool Guy Handshake*

Cool Guy Handshake by GirlsAreLessBeings March 23, 2008