carp

v. When your mom noses the mailmans semen.

Yesterday your mom carped three times.
(editors note) How much mail do you guys get?

by Steve Winters November 1, 2003

magic carpet

a technique used to roll fat joints using 2 cigarette papers stuck together with another across the top

Matt: Roll up a magic carpet i wanna get mashed
Gerry: Way ahead of u dweeb

by tea-head July 13, 2007

carpie

a freckled fag man-whore who likes to cock and ball it up.

Don't be carpie

by Anonymous March 31, 2003

carpet fitter

A jerk, a complete jerk to be exact. A little more precisely someone who says they'll do something sometime late morning, but don't turn up till late afternoon next Tuesday.

We were supposed to meet Barbie earlier, he never turned up, the fecking carpet fitter.

by DarthInsinuate September 22, 2005

Lily Has A Willy The Size Of Caerphilly

a popular phrase used by the good people of Cardiff.
invented by the one and only hattie hardass and is now used often to describe a ginger best friend.
now has become a worldwide facebook group, please join.

sounds best when said in a rhythmic tone.
eg ' LILY HAS A WILLY THE SIZE OF CAERPHILLY AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO OO OO OO OO!'

Lily Hattie

by Hattie Hardass May 1, 2010

Carpathia

A one man band formed in 2010 consisting of Micah Roth. He plays the guitar, drums, bass, keyboard, and vocals. Located in Orlando, FL.

Man, that band Carpathia is super badass.

by Hugleda September 10, 2010

Carpet Bomb

The act of mass texting the opposite sex in hopes of getting a hook-up or booty callfor the night. The texter or bombardier would see who responded and pick the best option to get with that night.

Guy 1: "I just carpet bombed my black book"

Guy2: "Nice, I guess you are getting some tonight."

by DjCrunkable September 13, 2012