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A jerk, a complete jerk to be exact. A little more precisely someone who says they'll do something sometime late morning, but don't turn up till late afternoon next Tuesday.
We were supposed to meet Barbie earlier, he never turned up, the fecking carpet fitter.
by DarthInsinuate September 06, 2005
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Someone who walks with their arms out to the side to make themselves appear harder, while in reality, showing off what a tiny dick they have.

A carpet fitter will walk with their arms out as if they are carrying two rolls of carpet
Look at that p**** walking like a carpet fitter. He thinks he's hard
by 123rodney123 November 12, 2018
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