Devils Candy 

Methamphetamines. The pleasure you get from ingesting this substance.

Have you tried Devils Candy yet man ? It will expand your horizons.

Devils Candy by Dazelowkey April 5, 2017

Washington Candy Apple 

(n) - sexual act performed by one receiving fellatio in which the party getting blown extracts his penis from the mouth of the giver at the point of imminent ejaculation, aims and sprays the ejaculate onto the face of his partner, and then proceeds to throw a handful of chopped peanuts into the cum-glue while re-inserting the member back into the partner's mouth thus mimicking the appearance of a candied apple. This maneuver can prove ultimately difficult to perform due to scarcity of readily available chopped peanuts and the possibility of triggering a pesky allergic reaction to the nuts, or the cum, so vital to its success.

Washington Candy Apple is so named due to the popularity and variety of apples grown in the State of Washington, as well as the location of this word's origin.

"I didn't get to go to the carnival last night, but I still got a Washington Candy Apple from your sister."

Washington Candy Apple by CC-Bone January 9, 2008

Van Candy 

The most delicious candy. It comes from a white van and it makes you sleepy.

I ate some van candy, and then I lost track of what happened. Where's my mom?

Van Candy by Jared Hershowitz June 24, 2010

Hungarian Cotton Candy 

The act of picking a booger out of your nose, then scratching your ass with the same finger you picked the booger out of then eating the booger.

Someone caught Gabor eating some Hungarian Cotton Candy at the dinner party last Wednesday.

Hungarian Cotton Candy by cottoncandyguy March 1, 2019

nose candy

1. cocaine

2. any other drug that can be snorted

after we snorted that nose candy i was up all night

nose candy by Powder4thaHoes June 10, 2011

Free Candy 

(n.) The most likly bait a pedo will use. Most likely obtained from the end of a white van with no windows, white, and has "Free Candy, Totally Legit" written in brown, red or black paint. Found in parks, playgrounds, schools, and sometimes disguised as a Ice Cream Truck, but instead serves free candy and molestation.

Mom: "what did you do in School today son?"
Billy: " i got Free Candy!"
Mom: "WHAT!?"
Billy: "yea it came with the tight pants and shirt. He took a picture of me as well!"

Free Candy by BillyMacDiddy January 22, 2011

water candy 

Small ice cubes that you give your kids from your drink at a restaurant or McDonald's or wherever to keep them quiet and happy.

Dad: "Hey, kids, want some water candy?"
Kids: "Yeah!"
Dad: "OK, but now be quiet while I eat my steak." (thinking to himself, "Silly little munchkins.")

water candy by GarthF February 8, 2006